1. zooophagous:

    explodinghye:

    heard some non-savory comments from my family about my dear ball python so i was inspired to make some little psa’s about snakes!!! they are our scaly friends do not harm noodles
    —> buy here as stickers or w/e you want!! also if you wanna use it on your blog feel free but pls credit me thank u \m/

    Ball Pythons are like the chillest animal in existence I don’t even know how people can be scared or hateful towards them.

  2. thorxndor:

    since I’m 18 now I had to call the hospital myself to get test results and I was simply planning on saying that I had a blood test last week and if I could get the results back but when the woman answered I said “I want my blood back” and hung up the phone, so I’m never trying that again

  3. nourhhh:

    You end up real disappointed when you go through life thinking people have the same heart as you.

  4. mctanuki:

kochebicub:

umibe:

fangirling-so-hard-rn:

nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)

Crows are scaryThey
use tools
Can be taught to speak (like parrots)
Have huge brains for birds
like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee
They vocalize anger, sadness, or happiness in response to things
they are scary smart at solving puzzles
some ravens stay with their mates until one of them dies
they can remember faces
SIDENOTE HERE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT.  They did an experiment where these guys wore masks and some of them fucked with crows.  Pretty soon the crows recognized the masks = douchebag.  But the nice guys with masks they left alone.  THEN, OH WE’RE NOT DONE, NO SIR crows that WEREN’T EVEN IN THE EXPERIMENT AND NEVER SAW THE MASK BEFORE knew about mask-dudes and attacked them on sight.  THEY PASSED ON THE FUCKING INFORMATION TO THEIR CROW BUDDIES.
They remember places where crows were killed by farmers and change their migration patterns.
Guys I’m really scared of crows now.(q) 

they also know how to steal eggs that are bigger than their heads

I want ten. I fucking love crows. I WILL BEFRIEND THEM.
HOW TO TRAIN YOUR CROW.

And people wonder why birds scare the shit out of me.

    mctanuki:

    kochebicub:

    umibe:

    fangirling-so-hard-rn:

    nowyoukno:

    Now You Know (Source)

    Crows are scary
    They

    • use tools
    • Can be taught to speak (like parrots)
    • Have huge brains for birds
    • like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee
    • They vocalize anger, sadness, or happiness in response to things
    • they are scary smart at solving puzzles
    • some ravens stay with their mates until one of them dies
    • they can remember faces
    • SIDENOTE HERE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT.  They did an experiment where these guys wore masks and some of them fucked with crows.  Pretty soon the crows recognized the masks = douchebag.  But the nice guys with masks they left alone.  THEN, OH WE’RE NOT DONE, NO SIR crows that WEREN’T EVEN IN THE EXPERIMENT AND NEVER SAW THE MASK BEFORE knew about mask-dudes and attacked them on sight.  THEY PASSED ON THE FUCKING INFORMATION TO THEIR CROW BUDDIES.
    • They remember places where crows were killed by farmers and change their migration patterns.

    Guys I’m really scared of crows now.
    (q

    they also know how to steal eggs that are bigger than their heads

    I want ten. I fucking love crows. I WILL BEFRIEND THEM.

    HOW TO TRAIN YOUR CROW.

    And people wonder why birds scare the shit out of me.

  5. japannamay:

    fuyunoko:

    This is literally the greatest thing.

    Oh god this country.

  6. thelilnan:

    the-time-goddess-of-221b:

    Who’s ready to hear the best joke ever? Ok *clears throat*

    A rich snail goes into a car shop, picks out a super fast car, and says “I want a big S painted on the right side, the left side, the front, the back, I want big S’s everywhere.” And the car painter asks “Why?” And the snail says “Because when I pass people on the road I want them to point at me and say ‘Wow! Look at that escargot!”

    you had me at rich snail

  7. basedstarfire:

    funnyanimeshit:

    Some creative anime fansubs 

    i’m all for anything that can translate to both “waifu” and “Bill Cosby”

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