HOLY FUCK IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY I DIDN'T REALIZE HAPPY BIRTHDAY ARE YOU GOING TO DO ANYTHING FUN???
HELL YEAH I AM IMMA HAVE A PANCAKE PARTY
I wish I could invite everyone but it is in Texas. o3o
I SHOULD MAIL YOU ONE
my sources say it's your birthday is it your birthday? if it is happy birthday hawly shet i really hope you have the happiest birthday if it isn't your birthday then i don't really care you should still have an absolutely kickass day regardless, celebration or not but if it is your birthday then it should be like a x2 turbo kickass day. so basically what i'm saying is that if it's your birthday then happy fricking birthday to you and if it isn't well then boy do i look foolish :3
MY BIRTHDAY IS IN FACT TODAY WHY THANK YOU YOU BEAUTIEST FRIEND
Gave my students a pop quiz today and learned something new:
If you make all the answers to the questions C, you will see 35 of the most hilariously panicked and confused faces in the world.
are you satan
you really do not live up to your url
you’re trans??? prove it using the quadratic formula
how do u like them apples
your use of mathematics shocks and horrifies me
eat my entire ass